Hometown: The Roch, MI (aka. The Crotch, aka. Crotchscratcher, aka. Crotchmolester, aka. Rochester)
Currently Living: Clawson, MI
Height: 5'8
Weight: Ha ha, yeah right
Favorite Color: Blue (preferably navy)
Profession: Researcher
Favorite Nickname: Trick, Sloan
Favorite Drinks:Vodka Tonic, Guinness, Diet Dr. Pepper, Dirty Martinis, red wine
Favorite TV Show: Friends, Sex & The City, Project Runway, The Amazing Race, Iron Chef America
Least Favorite TV Show: A Baby Story, I Love Lucy, Martha Stewart, Everybody Loves Raymond, every hour long drama
Favorite Books: The History of Love, Beloved, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Fight Club, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The of Being, SurUnbearable Lightness vivor, Empire Falls, The Corrections, The Bell Jar
Favorite Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Wordplay, American Beauty, Life is Beautiful, Amelie, Breakfast Club, Singin In The Rain, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Sleeping Beauty, Dancer in the Dark, Duets, The Virgin Suicides, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), Austin Powers I, II & III, My Best Friends Wedding, Moulin Rouge, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, The Shining, Gone With The Wind, Bridget Jones' Diary, Chicago, Love Actually
Guilty Pleasure Movies: Xanadu, Dirty Dancing, Overboard, Groundhog Day, Steel Magnolias, 10 Things I Hate About You, Bond movies, Footloose, Clue, Murder By Death, High Spirits, A Cinderella Story
What I Do Too Much: Check email, crossword puzzles, complain about my job to friends and family,
Obsessions: sushi, Indian food, ranch dressing, toenail polish, song lyrics, hands, awards shows, symmetry, avocados, maps, dreams, This American Life, the display in my car that tracks my MPG
Pet Peeves: loud eaters, slurping, gulping, arrogance, snoring, bad grammar, repetition, late mergers, ripping cardboard, the word "chunky", intolerance, couples in a restaurant sitting on the same side of a booth, pop-up ads, privacy manager, men that drive without shirts on, being foolish, unfairly jumping to conclusions, being made fun of, cat-calling, people who type too hard
Greatest Fear: crossing bridges
Relaxing Activites: late night drives to sing by myself, headstands, hot baths,
Wish I Was: Ansel Adams, Jenifer Aniston, in love, living alone
Prized Possessions: ring from my grandparents, flower pot of my Grandma's, electric blanket (temporarily broken), tongue scraper, my bed
Craziest Thing Ever Done: getting a tattoo, strip Jenga
Things I Eventually Want To Do: skydive, buy a guitar, learn how to play the aforementioned guitar, take flying lessons, travel to France, write a novel, learn how to play the harp, tap dancing lessons, run a marathon
Thursday, March 23, 2006 Please please please, no more maladies, I'm so tired of crying, you'd think I was a siren....Three more months? Three more months???!!! THREE MORE MONTHS! I have to deal with all of my crazy mother trucking co-workers at my job that I loathe for 3 more months. I swear I am going to have a mental breakdown before June 30th. IIt's been almost a YEAR that this has been going on. That I've been getting promises without any kind of yield. Everything just keeps getting indefinitely postponed. I know I've said I was at my wits end before, but I am in fact sitting here at work in tears. If only there was some way that I could just have a day. Shit, even a couple of hours to just turn off my mind and not be so overwhelmed with all of this stuff. But I can't even make any of it go away.
All I want to do is crawl into the corner of my cube and cry right now, but oh no. I have 1000 freakin things to do and I'll be here until ohhh about 4am tomorrow. And then I have to wake up and jaunt on back down here tomorrow. #12, #12, #12, #12.....
3:47 PM
Is this where you be at? By the way I really like your blog mandingo
posted by Anonymous : 3/28/2006 2:57 PM
No, I don't actually work at Henry Ford. But they are probably one of the best sleep centers in the country though.
Thanks for digging the blog. When I actually get to write in it.
And I'm sure you weren't the worst homecoming date ever. If it makes you feel any better, I have developed a fondness for bowling. Although I prefer not to do it in red heels and a corsage.
You REALLY need to get hip to how employers, educators, and anyone bored at work with an internet connection can find your blog (and any negativity inside it). I know you are clever, so I'm assuming you don't care that your employers read your diatribes against them. But DAMN!
