Hometown: The Roch, MI (aka. The Crotch, aka. Crotchscratcher, aka. Crotchmolester, aka. Rochester)
Currently Living: Clawson, MI
Height: 5'8
Weight: Ha ha, yeah right
Favorite Color: Blue (preferably navy)
Profession: Researcher
Favorite Nickname: Trick, Sloan
Favorite Drinks:Vodka Tonic, Guinness, Diet Dr. Pepper, Dirty Martinis, red wine
Favorite TV Show: Friends, Sex & The City, Project Runway, The Amazing Race, Iron Chef America
Least Favorite TV Show: A Baby Story, I Love Lucy, Martha Stewart, Everybody Loves Raymond, every hour long drama
Favorite Books: The History of Love, Beloved, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Fight Club, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The of Being, SurUnbearable Lightness vivor, Empire Falls, The Corrections, The Bell Jar
Favorite Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Wordplay, American Beauty, Life is Beautiful, Amelie, Breakfast Club, Singin In The Rain, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Sleeping Beauty, Dancer in the Dark, Duets, The Virgin Suicides, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), Austin Powers I, II & III, My Best Friends Wedding, Moulin Rouge, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, The Shining, Gone With The Wind, Bridget Jones' Diary, Chicago, Love Actually
Guilty Pleasure Movies: Xanadu, Dirty Dancing, Overboard, Groundhog Day, Steel Magnolias, 10 Things I Hate About You, Bond movies, Footloose, Clue, Murder By Death, High Spirits, A Cinderella Story
What I Do Too Much: Check email, crossword puzzles, complain about my job to friends and family,
Obsessions: sushi, Indian food, ranch dressing, toenail polish, song lyrics, hands, awards shows, symmetry, avocados, maps, dreams, This American Life, the display in my car that tracks my MPG
Pet Peeves: loud eaters, slurping, gulping, arrogance, snoring, bad grammar, repetition, late mergers, ripping cardboard, the word "chunky", intolerance, couples in a restaurant sitting on the same side of a booth, pop-up ads, privacy manager, men that drive without shirts on, being foolish, unfairly jumping to conclusions, being made fun of, cat-calling, people who type too hard
Greatest Fear: crossing bridges
Relaxing Activites: late night drives to sing by myself, headstands, hot baths,
Wish I Was: Ansel Adams, Jenifer Aniston, in love, living alone
Prized Possessions: ring from my grandparents, flower pot of my Grandma's, electric blanket (temporarily broken), tongue scraper, my bed
Craziest Thing Ever Done: getting a tattoo, strip Jenga
Things I Eventually Want To Do: skydive, buy a guitar, learn how to play the aforementioned guitar, take flying lessons, travel to France, write a novel, learn how to play the harp, tap dancing lessons, run a marathon
Thursday, October 10, 2002 Is it worth it? Let me work it....Now, I know that my new song on repeat is a little off the norm of my selections but I just cannot stop listening to this song. Missy Elliott is definitely the shit. It just makes me laugh. Maybe it's the elephant sound, or the backwards lyrics. I dunno. The album hasn't come out yet, so they don't have a sample up there at the link yet. Don't worry, you'll hear it on the radio soon enough. And yes, it's a little raunchier than normal, but I've never shied away from that. Did I ever tell you about the time that we were at Scorekeepers (your typical college bar with dance floor) and my sister Amy and I were jamming to Eazy-E's timeless classic "Gimme That Nut" and the DJ actually said over the mike to the whole bar, "Why is it that the only people on the dance floor who know all the words to this song are girls?" Classic. We were pretty damn proud of ourselves.
So I caught this show on TV last night that was the Most Outrageous Game Show Moments. It was easily the funniest thing I've ever seen. And yes, half of them were from Family Feud. Here's my favorite. The question was: "Name a question like 'How old are you?' that people might lie about the answer." The first woman's answer? 18. The second woman's answer? 50. The third guy's answer? 39. I guess you don't get on Family Feud by being a rocket scientist.
I'm at home right now. I have a study today at 2pm and then at 9:30pm, so I figure I'll go in at about 12-1ish and then just stay all afternoon, evening, night. I have permanently turned off the ringer for the phone in my room. Considering that I'm sleeping at such odd hours these days, and the only people that call during the day are trying to sell shit anyways. Gotta love caller ID.
Well, I should make a vague attempt to go get dressed now. Smoochie boochie.
10:43 AM
